P shares my love of low-brow comedy. That is why she has chosen to emulate Joe Dirt's fabulous hairdo.
I present P's hair, what we call "Hommage à Joe Dirt":
Not only is she rocking the mullet like only the spawn of a central Pennsylvanian can, but she rocks the assymetrical mullet. Ah yes...the left side of her head features long flowing locks in the back, but the hair on the opposite side is about an inch and a half shorter. What a trendsetter this kid is.
P wants you to know that her slogan is "Business at the front, party in the back." Read it, digest it, live it.