tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9862855.post112663630932699065..comments2024-03-09T10:14:49.991+00:00Comments on BarrenAlbion: Drive-by part deux: Everyone is pregnant but youMsPrufrockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06533722219016814501noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9862855.post-1126750785854110722005-09-15T03:19:00.000+01:002005-09-15T03:19:00.000+01:00I think we work at the same place, it's fertility ...I think we work at the same place, it's fertility fun at my work place too.MChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13520074077689607394noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9862855.post-1126749715068322942005-09-15T03:01:00.000+01:002005-09-15T03:01:00.000+01:00Sometimes you need to pull out a polaroid of *inse...Sometimes you need to pull out a polaroid of *insert evil image here* and announce..."And now, look what I made!"OvaGirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12150362175853549015noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9862855.post-1126736520067015222005-09-14T23:22:00.000+01:002005-09-14T23:22:00.000+01:00I did this to myself, but just had the pleasure of...I did this to myself, but just had the pleasure of catching the TV prog about the 40 year old ex-lesbian pregnant for the second time in two years, this time with triplets. Yaay.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9862855.post-1126730062465166132005-09-14T21:34:00.000+01:002005-09-14T21:34:00.000+01:00Do you read the blog The Naked Ovary? She had som...Do you read the blog The Naked Ovary? She had some excellent knock-knock jokes the other day, like: <BR/><BR/>Knock, knock.<BR/>WHO'S THERE?<BR/>Pregnant.<BR/>PREGANT WHO?<BR/>Everyone but you.<BR/><BR/>Bitter, hilarious, and sadly true. At least for me, having found out about three pregnancies in the last six days.erinberryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14813231433661323654noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9862855.post-1126712451590074642005-09-14T16:40:00.000+01:002005-09-14T16:40:00.000+01:00...And everyone knows how fertile clams are, those......And everyone knows how fertile <I>clams</I> are, those sluts.<BR/><BR/>There is a woman in my office who sits across from me who has looked ready to give birth for 4 months now--I am beginning to think she never will, choosing to stay vastly pregnant forever simply to torment me.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9862855.post-1126707497847845242005-09-14T15:18:00.000+01:002005-09-14T15:18:00.000+01:00Oh, evil lady from hell. And damn, if one must do ...Oh, evil lady from hell. And damn, if one must do IVF because one is a little large, then 1/2 the women in the US would need it! Maybe then insurance would cover it. Probably still not, though.Amyesqhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18355075672409217323noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9862855.post-1126668219275547672005-09-14T04:23:00.000+01:002005-09-14T04:23:00.000+01:00Wow... My response: (very sweetly) How's YOUR die...Wow... <BR/><BR/>My response: (very sweetly) How's YOUR diet going by the way? You're not on a diet? (pretend confusion) Oh, sorry. No, no, it's just that I could have sworn you were and all I could think was "Good for her for realizing she didn't need to eat the donuts in the break room." <BR/><BR/>or: I thought that was your broom out there in your parking space.Lindahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11613907883139565991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9862855.post-1126663360572013972005-09-14T03:02:00.000+01:002005-09-14T03:02:00.000+01:00For FUCK'S SAKE indeed. Fucking drive-byers.For FUCK'S SAKE indeed. Fucking drive-byers.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9862855.post-1126659560495367202005-09-14T01:59:00.000+01:002005-09-14T01:59:00.000+01:00God, how utterly annoying. Fuck them all. I say yo...God, how utterly annoying. Fuck them all. I say you should be as rude as you want, sounds like they lack some serious social skills.Susiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14259934402464576794noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9862855.post-1126658369662145652005-09-14T01:39:00.000+01:002005-09-14T01:39:00.000+01:00Aw for fuck's sake...41 was bad enough, but she's ...Aw for fuck's sake...41 was bad enough, but she's a 'big girl' and that's why she um, had trouble? You need to beat these people with a bat. Seriously. It might knock some sense into them.<BR/><BR/>Crap.<BR/><BR/>EmilyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9862855.post-1126657926430217762005-09-14T01:32:00.000+01:002005-09-14T01:32:00.000+01:00Fertile Fritters. LMAOFertile Fritters. LMAOJuliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04531843578369399243noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9862855.post-1126652653199859682005-09-14T00:04:00.000+01:002005-09-14T00:04:00.000+01:00Assholes who make comments like these should be di...Assholes who make comments like these should be dipped in egg batter, rolled in Baby Dust then gently dropped in a cast iron skillet full of boiling oil.... whereby they become Fertile Fritters and should be served with a nice Merlot.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9862855.post-1126648490712472462005-09-13T22:54:00.000+01:002005-09-13T22:54:00.000+01:00Oh, for crying out loud... why not find out what h...Oh, for crying out loud... why not find out what her weak spot is and lob a drive-by in her general direction... sometimes revenge is the only solution.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9862855.post-1126648421640329382005-09-13T22:53:00.000+01:002005-09-13T22:53:00.000+01:00Goddamn that's annoying... yet somehow you still m...Goddamn that's annoying... yet somehow you still make it funny. Those baby dust fairies need to be kidnapped and tortured.cathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05499558026064730483noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9862855.post-1126643779863099222005-09-13T21:36:00.000+01:002005-09-13T21:36:00.000+01:00I really do hope that at least your side of that c...I really do hope that at least your side of that conversation was portrayed with complete accuracy.<BR/><BR/>Geeze Louise.Bittermamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13130551051224443601noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9862855.post-1126642453306908362005-09-13T21:14:00.000+01:002005-09-13T21:14:00.000+01:00Jesus Christ, Pru! Where the fuck do you work, a ...Jesus Christ, Pru! Where the fuck do you work, a fucking *Baby Dust* Factory?!<BR/><BR/>Incidentally, I hope that you actually said "For fuck's sake" to that ho.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9862855.post-1126640875385708952005-09-13T20:47:00.000+01:002005-09-13T20:47:00.000+01:00I'm laughing because you're so witty, even though,...I'm laughing because you're so witty, even though, sadly, what you say is so true. Sorry.Juliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04531843578369399243noreply@blogger.com